"I went to check Nate news and to my complete disillusionment and disapproval there was nothing there!!!! It left me feeling disheartened and perturbed… and defaggled, as well as totally garbolated, not to mention my flintation….. I think you understand my point by now….. there never needs to be a shortage of Nate news! NEVER!"
— Lee, after not seeing a post all day